patrick miller writes about videogames

(This is what I do on Sunday evenings, I guess. Someone sing this. And make the lyrics more awesome.)

Once upon a time

A few matches ago

I logged on Xbox Live

You left training mode

You found me

You found me

You found me

I guess you didn’t care

And I guess my yomi’s wack

Cuz at the match start

You took a jump back

Foot diving, foot diving, foot diving

And I fall down

You land next to me

And I realize i’m eating level 3 

Cause I knew you were scrubby when you first hit

So shame on me now

You noob you know you should never win

Bet you drop that combo

I knew you were scrubby when you first hit

So mash H hard now

It’s like you’re just checking buttons

Now i’m landing in a hard knock down

(Storm’s MVC2 FP sound?) Oh, oh, scrubby, scrubby, scrubby

Oh, oh, scrubby, scrubby, scrubby

Screw that wolverine

Go play devil may cry 

Don’t act like you don’t know 

vergil is just godlike

You’re mashing, you’re mashing, you’re mashing

I see you teleport

You burn x factor 3

Put on the gucci belt

I hope we’re not on stream

I’m salty, I’m salty, I’m salty

Play Morrigan

Like I’m Chris G

But I realize

I just got bodied

I knew you were scrubby when you first hit

So shame on me now

You noob you know you should never win

Bet you drop that combo

I knew you were scrubby when you first hit

So mash H hard now

It’s like you’re just checking buttons

Now i’m landing in a hard knock down

Oh, oh, scrubby, scrubby, scrubby

Oh, oh, scrubby, scrubby, scrubby

Then my Doom assist, you’re snapping in

You just helm breaker

just helm, just helm breaker, just helm breaker

Yeah

I knew you were scrubby when you first hit

So shame on me now

You noob you know you should never win

Bet you drop that combo

I knew you were scrubby when you first hit

So mash H hard now

It’s like you’re just checking buttons

Now i’m landing in a hard knock down

Oh, oh, scrubby, scrubby, scrubby

Oh, oh, scrubby, scrubby, scrubby

I knew you were scrubby when you first hit

scrubby, scrubby, scrubby

I knew you were scrubby when you first hit

scrubby, scrubby, scrubby